It’s only natural to feel a strong association with role-playing game characters while slaying exotic, imaginary creatures and fighting the good fight against dastardly, evil villains with a humorously over-sized sword. Most RPG’s take approximately 238 hours to complete, after all. Or at least, the Final Fantasy games do.
You’d also likely be lying if you tried to say you were not particularly fond of one of the main characters much more-so than others. The one whom you identify most with and mistakenly pretend is practically a mirror-image of yourself in digitized sprite form. Maybe you’ve done so subconsciously and weren’t even aware of it and maybe you even despise RPG games with a vehement passion unrivaled in the realms of men.
No matter — you still need to take this quiz. The world can quite literally not go on until you’ve discovered the answer to the age-old question of…
Which Final Fantasy Main Character Are You?
Note: Following each question’s answers is a key. Simply write down the number value for your answer to that question and continue on. Seriously, it’s not that hard…
1. Which of the following is your favorite Materia?
A. Wait, what?
B. Black. Because black like… just totally gets me, ya know?
C. Ultima. Obviously.
D. Chocobo Lure. They are just so adorable, hehe!
Key: A: 2, B: 0, C: 4, D: -2
2. Which of the following is your favorite summon?
A. Anima. Always a good compliment to my mood.
B. Carbuncle. He’s so cute you could just squeeze him!
C. Knights of the Round. End of story.
D. Odin. Was uhh… this a serious question?
Key: A: 0, B. -2, C: 4, D: 2
3. Which Final Fantasy character would you want most in your party at all times?
A. Aeris. Chick’s fine. *shrug*
B. Seifer. He’s almost as bad-ass as I am.
C. Vincent. So dark. So MYSTERIOUS!
D. I prefer my own company actually, so you can leave now. Thanks.
Key: A: 2, B: 4, C: -2, D: 0
4. Your journey is abruptly hindered without warning. What would you do?
A. Bitch and moan like a little girl. It’s just not fair!
B. Uh, hit on one of the female party members? Duh…
C. Remain stoic and entirely-too-cool-for-school. Per the usual.
D. Go kill some shit and level-up to pass the time. Beast.
Key: A: -2, B: 2, C: 0, D: 4
5. Which of the following is your preferred weapon of choice?
A. A sword. That is preferably larger than I am.
B. A gun. Wait, no… a blade. Actually — no, no! A gunblade. Non-conformist, for the win!
C. A dagger. With uhh… poison on it. Yeah, that’s it — let’s roll with that. The poison…
D. A sword that.. looks like the sea. Yes! My oh my, how it would shimmer!
Key: A: 4, B: 0, C: 2, D: -2
And so it comes to an end…
Which Final Fantasy main character are you? Well, tally up your points and let’s frigging find out, shall we?!
If you scored 14-20 points…
You’re Cloud Strife! Straight-to-the-point and concerned primarily with being a straight badass, you have time for nothing more than saving the world and kicking the shit out of anything that stands in your way.
If you scored 7-13 points…
You’re Zidane Tribal! You’re efficient and effective, but don’t let a simple world-saving quest get in the way of getting it in with the lady friends if you catch my meaning.
If you scored 0-6 points…
You’re Squall Lionheart! Dark, sullen and full of a multitude of frowning-pout faces, you are primarily concerned with the almighty Me, Myself and I. Oh, in addition to being totally non-conformist bro.
If you scored anything less than 0 points…
You’re Tidus I-Don’t-Have-A-Last-Name! While you swear you’re just totally metero-sexual to your core, others… well, others… aren’t so sure. Maybe it’s the perm?